It's Memorial Day weekend which, across NJ--both "down the shore" and up in North Jersey---is seen as a symbol of the start of summer. Today's weather was in the low 70s with photo-worthy blue skies, fleeting white clouds, and an occasional refreshing breeze. It truly was a "picture perfect day."
All over Facebook, people have been posting photos of themselves either poolside or oceanside. Most of these photos have been painfully similar. The focal point is a lovely beach or pool scene, however, in the foreground of these photos exists a pair of feet...sometimes the pair of feet extends upward and the viewer gets a little bit of leg. Either way, these photos are annoying and incredibly unattractive.
Case 1: The photographer's feet (these photos do tend to also be "selfies") featured bright pink nail polish, faded off on some nails and prominent on others. Gross.
Case 2: Paley McPalerton. The photographer's feet were pasty as anything. The legs were long and bird-like. I wondered if an ostrich had somehow grown human feet and was enjoying a poolside drink and sunning session.
Case 3: Eww. Someone posted photos of a beautiful, postcard beach scene...but her feet were incredibly nasty. The toes were not painted and, for that matter, were not even filed down to a normal length. The toe nails' lengths were uneven and reminded me of a monster from one of of those Pixar movies.
I don't know why girls tend to post these feet and beach/pool pics. My guess is that the photos are supposed to be whimsical and cute, but they are just the opposite to me. Unless you just got a pedicure and have an ultra cute design on your adorable little toes, simply give me the beautiful beach/pool scenery---- minus the inclusion of your nasty feet...or...in some case, what looks to be hooves.
All over Facebook, people have been posting photos of themselves either poolside or oceanside. Most of these photos have been painfully similar. The focal point is a lovely beach or pool scene, however, in the foreground of these photos exists a pair of feet...sometimes the pair of feet extends upward and the viewer gets a little bit of leg. Either way, these photos are annoying and incredibly unattractive.
Case 1: The photographer's feet (these photos do tend to also be "selfies") featured bright pink nail polish, faded off on some nails and prominent on others. Gross.
Case 2: Paley McPalerton. The photographer's feet were pasty as anything. The legs were long and bird-like. I wondered if an ostrich had somehow grown human feet and was enjoying a poolside drink and sunning session.
Case 3: Eww. Someone posted photos of a beautiful, postcard beach scene...but her feet were incredibly nasty. The toes were not painted and, for that matter, were not even filed down to a normal length. The toe nails' lengths were uneven and reminded me of a monster from one of of those Pixar movies.
I don't know why girls tend to post these feet and beach/pool pics. My guess is that the photos are supposed to be whimsical and cute, but they are just the opposite to me. Unless you just got a pedicure and have an ultra cute design on your adorable little toes, simply give me the beautiful beach/pool scenery---- minus the inclusion of your nasty feet...or...in some case, what looks to be hooves.
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