Monday, March 24, 2014

Burning lips

During winter (which NJ is still enduring), I have a tendency to consume large amount of citrus. Grapefruits are my favorite, although I'm not opposed to oranges. When I peel oranges, I attempt to peel the entire piece of fruit in one peel. I revel in receiving more than 10 slices too. Some slices have those "mini slices" connected to them. With grapefruits, I peel the entire fruit and then carefully cut it into ten slices. Then, I use a knife to remove the outer pith, as well as the pith covering the individual slices.

In short, I've made an artform out of peeling citrus.

The over consumption of citrus often leads to my lips having pseudo-lip liner around them. I realize that temporarily putting a moratorium on citrus consumption will rid me of the crimson lips, but I don't care. I'm stubborn.

Right now my lips are ultra red. I look like I had "the works" done via Botox. In other words, I look like Goldie Hawn. There is also a crude term for what my lips now look like : DSL.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Okay, Angelina. ;-)